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We just sodomised to a violin sonata. I think I'm in love

Call me Moony, Crowley, Lupin, or Rufus.
Actually, call me anything you like.
He/him/his or they/them/their please.
Here is my face.
I once had a text post with thirty notes
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I also have a hipster blog. My (very lovely) Watson

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I sometimes do an artwork spam, which you can find by here.

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Horrible Histories
Yonderland
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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Artificial grape-flavored Zorro with 142 notes

do-you-have-a-flag:

Halloween on tumblr ideas: ask your followers to submit a character and you have to closet cosplay that character, no matter how inadequitley equipped you are

Tagged: ask

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from ☆up the bracket☆ with 45 notes

sue perkins

lonelyspatula:

sue dances - sue twerkins.

sue mixes -  sue stirkins.

sue is a cat - sue purrkins.

sue is a tree - sue firkins.

sue sprints - sue blurkins.

sue is fancy -  sue sirkins.

sue is drunk - sue slurkins.

sue agrees - sue concurkins.

sue drinks - sue liquerkins.

sue happens - sue occurkins.

Tagged: punnyfunny

Source: lonelyspatula

27th September 2014

Photo reblogged from «But, Darlings, The Show Must Go On» with 69,611 notes

mercurial-spirit:

rainbowrites:

kaitlin-kelly:

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

#before the films came out this is what i thought it looked like #like his scar doesnt even look like a scar in the films or offish illustrations it looks like a scratch #i think its cool to imagine his scar being very conspicuous and deep idk (via parmachkai​)

I love this, the way it looks like his head was split open and then healed back jagged and wrong. Reminds me of how there’s a little bit of Voldemort’s soul hiding within that scar.
Also yeah, the movie scar just looks like a weird little ‘N’ scratched over his eyebrow. IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH

Head cannon accepted.

mercurial-spirit:

rainbowrites:

kaitlin-kelly:

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

parmachkai

I love this, the way it looks like his head was split open and then healed back jagged and wrong. Reminds me of how there’s a little bit of Voldemort’s soul hiding within that scar.

Also yeah, the movie scar just looks like a weird little ‘N’ scratched over his eyebrow. IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH

Head cannon accepted.

Tagged: Harry Potter

Source: burdge

26th September 2014

Post reblogged from Sup? with 7,102 notes

Word of the day triple play: PLANTIGRADE, DIGITIGRADE, UNGULIGRADE

the-natural-logophile:

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Three forms of terrestrial mammal locomotion:

PLANTIGRADE: “sole walking”—animals walk by “planting” the full soles of their feet on the ground

DIGITIGRADE: “finger/toe walking”—animals walk with all or most of the length of their toes (“digits”), but not the full soles of their feet

UNGULIGRADE: “hoof walking”—animals walk on only their nails, usually hooves (as in “ungulates”)

Tagged: biology

Source: animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu

26th September 2014

Photo with 2 notes

college selfie

college selfie

Tagged: face

26th September 2014

Photo reblogged from - eyliuhs - with 227,319 notes

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

Tagged: punny

Source: bottomjared

25th September 2014

Post reblogged from I have never been wise with 6,446 notes

thesylverlining:

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

There’s a story that Freddie Mercury didn’t know how to use a microwave and actually called their manager in the middle of the night to ask how to heat up tea with it so yeah, I can totally believe this.

Tagged: why would he heat up tea????what kind of heathen was he?historycharliefreddo

Source: beggars-opera

24th September 2014

Post with 2 notes

So I have a friend in college and I probably wouldn’t take over the world with her but I’d maybe buy a flat. possibly share a cat.

Tagged: personalcollege things

24th September 2014

Post reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 240,491 notes

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

Tagged: personal

Source: lamelohan

24th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Just Act Normal with 86,025 notes

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

Tagged: pirates of the caribbeanfunny

Source: skullmoon